Explain the meaning of the following puns.
1. A thief who stole a calendar got twelve months.
2 It wasn't school that John disliked, it was just the principal of it.
3. Be true to your teeth, or they will be false to you.
4. Mathematics teachers have lots of problems.
5. Denial ain't just a river in Egypt
6. Always trust a glue salesman. They tend to stick to their word.
7. Trust your calculator. It's something to count on
8. The dentist's favourite shopping centre was The Gap.
9. Barry: What travels faster, hot or cold?
Mary: Hot. You can always catch cold.
10. Question: What did the road say to the bridge?
Answer: You make me cross.
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