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1. Now that’s what I call stupid: In my junior year of high school, this guy asked me on a date. He rented a Red box movie and made a pizza. We were watching the movie and the oven beeped so the pizza was done. He looked me dead in the eye and said, “This is the worst part.” I then watched this boy open the oven and pull the pizza out with his bare hands, rack and all, screaming at the top of his lungs. We never had a second date.
2. The fake report card: I failed the first quarter of a class in middle school, so I made a fake report card. I did this every quarter that year. I forgot that they mail home the end-of-year cards, and my mom got it before I could intercept with my fake. She was *1 —at the school for their error. The teacher also retired that year and had already thrown out his records, so they had to take my mother’s “proof” (the fake ones I made throughout the year) and “correct” the “mistake.” I’ve never told her the truth.
3. All the fish: I went to this girl’s party the week after she beat the *3 out of my friend. While everyone was getting trashed, I went around putting tuna inside all the curtain rods and so like weeks went by and they couldn’t figure out why the house smelled like festering death. They caught me through this video where these guys at the party were singing *2 while I was in the background with a can of tuna.
Hi buddy
I'm really sry that my mom had blocked ur no
Give ur no and I'll text u first
Bcoz my mom think that it is unknown no
So plz don't mine
When I'm free I'll text u dear
Sry sry sry for blocking ur no
So plz..... Send it no in brainly itself