It's discriminatory against enormous assassins, damit! Should I start a protest before my next assignment, Grasshopper? What should we put on our protest signs? COSTUME INDUSTRY IS SIZACIST!! CANCEL IT! CANCEL IT!
Update:If you saw this question on Key and Peele would it be ok somehow? Love me some K&P. See how that works, goofy?
Funnel: You don’t have enough to do.
Might want to put a pin in that just for a minute, sweet cheeks. I happened to see Chris Farley squeeze his tiny frame into a form-fitting ninja suit in a movie called Beverly Hills Ninja. I can never un-see it, in fact.
Besides, ninjas didn't really dress like that. It's one of those made-for-Hollywood things, much like the showdown at high noon, voodoo dolls, L-shaped blankets (look it up if you need to) and the Principle Of Evil Marksmanship. Not to be confused with the inverse ninja law, just to be clear.
If you're going to launch a truly hidden agenda protest, you'll need to do better than that with your homework. For example: Why are fat people always expected to be jolly? And if that stereotype really is a stereotype, how does that explain Jabba The Hut, Porky (from Porky's), Fat Bastid from Austin Powers?
That was just a random example, but it's all yours if you want it. I've got thousands more, courtesy of my invisible friend.
true ninjas make their own