Well a ghost poop is when you feel like poop is being passed but there is nothing in the toilet I was wondering what causes this because I had one of these poops.
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Well a ghost poop is when you feel like poop is being passed but there is nothing in the toilet I was wondering what causes this because I had one of these poops.
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From a medical standpoint, ghost poops are referred to as post mortis anal dispursments. Or in laymena terms, the common haunted ***. My diagnosis would be that you have some sort of post humorous entity living in your lower rectum, which mind the joke, did damn near kill him.
Your best bet is to go to the nearest care first clinic and request a rectal priest of some denomination. Non denominational comes up with more hamsters than ghosts from my experience, but nonetheless you should get a holy water enima and rest easy.
Yours truely,
Dr. Zeke Blathestorpersonstien
Cause your not pooping your farting/passing air which probably feels like poop...
I thinks it's just weighted down and goes down the toilet before you flush it